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Schmerg The Impaler's Secret Laboratory: My Mom Guesses Who's Who In Game of Thrones

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:23:14 +0100

Schmerg The Impaler's Secret Laboratory: My Mom Guesses Who's Who In Game of Thrones:

I showed my mom pictures of the main Game of Thrones characters and asked her to guess what kind of characters they were. Here’s what I got:

Ned— Cruel, he is a bad guy.

Sansa— Beautiful, nice, the sympathetic heroine

Jon— Handsome, dashing, a little humble, he’s a loving and positive man

Joffrey

howto-kissdistinctly-american: This is relevant to pretty much...

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:00:46 +0100

howto-kissdistinctly-american:

This is relevant to pretty much all of my interests.

Did… did the television troll Kit Harington? #APPROVES

two things about being socially awkward 1) when that guy at work messes with the toys on my desk, i...

Sun, 12 May 2013 19:27:08 +0100

two things about being socially awkward

1) when that guy at work messes with the toys on my desk, i can’t tell if he’s flirting or fucking with me

2) i’m genuinely far more concerned about getting my toys back in the right places than working out 1)

schmergo: bananafondue: morgrana: iblamecolin: sircolinmorgan: apparently prince william and...

Wed, 08 May 2013 23:35:47 +0100

schmergo:

bananafondue:

morgrana:

iblamecolin:

sircolinmorgan:

apparently prince william and kate are meant to be having a boy

if they don’t name their son Arthur there is something seriously wrong with the world

there’s usually precedent in names of those in line for the throne and i think Arthur is actually one that people are saying it might be

WHEN ALBION’S NEED IS GREATEST. ARTHUR SHALL RETURN

SOMEONE LOOK FOR MERLIN

I’m literally writing a bizarre crack fic about this right now

IF IT’S A BOY AND THEY DON’T CALL IT RICHARD THEN I’M SULKING FOREVER. IT’S ABOUT DAMN TIME WE APOLOGISED TO RICHARD III PROPERLY BY BURYING HIM AT YORK AND REINTRODUCING THE NAME FOR MONARCHS.

schmergo: betzine: 221cbakerstreet: betzine: 221cbakerstreet: betzine: 221cbakerstreet: wait...

Wed, 08 May 2013 23:27:50 +0100

schmergo:

betzine:

221cbakerstreet:

betzine:

221cbakerstreet:

betzine:

221cbakerstreet:

wait wait wait
sir derek isn’t really an oxfordian is he

Unfortunately he is. He was heavily involved in making Anonymous and he wrote a bunch of articles. It’s upsetting.

I’M REALLY REALLY UPSET RIGHT NOW

I TRUSTED HIM

HE WAS IN HENRY V

HE WAS IN HAMLET

I TRUSTED HIM

**Sympathetic shoulder pat*

I felt the same way when I found out. It was even worse when I found out Mark Rylance is an Oxfordian.

It probably makes me more angry than it should, but I can’t help but feel like Oxfordianism (fuck I can’t believe I just used that term) is reflective of a kind of class snobbbery that goes against everything Shakespeare’s plays represent. When I find out someone is an Oxfordian, it makes me seriously doubt their judgment and artistic values.

I completely agree

I am so tired of the argument that “He can’t write eloquently! He came from the country.”

UGH I’M REALLY ANGRY AND I DON’T THINK OXFORDIANS ARE GOOD PEOPLE

Essentially.

I think it’s time for me to write another “Why I Hate Oxfordians” post. It’s time.

Yeah dude, if anything, I feel like some *earl* or whatever COULDN’T have written Shakespeare’s plays, because he’s so great at capturing the voices (and slang?) of people of all social classes. Although most of his leading roles are nobles, royals, and aristocrats, there are some great parts in there for commoners. The plays practically scream ‘upwardly mobile middle class dude.’

I don’t mind that Rylance is an Oxfordian, ‘cos he’s batshit anyway, but Jacobi? Derek, YOUR FATHER WAS A TOBACCONIST.

The only thing better than listening to this mash-up is...

Wed, 08 May 2013 23:20:00 +0100

The only thing better than listening to this mash-up is listening to this mash-up while watching this gif:

"I was recently sent an amusing picture of a cat, as one is these days, and I showed it to [Maggie..."

Tue, 07 May 2013 13:38:47 +0100

“I was recently sent an amusing picture of a cat, as one is these days, and I showed it to [Maggie Smith] and she fell around laughing. And for the rest of the week it started every morning with ‘show me the cat again.’ So it’s now become my thing that I try to find hilarious animals to show round.””

- Laura Carmichael (x)

CANCEL HELEN MIRREN. MAGGIE SMITH IS QUEEN OF EVERYTHING. FOREVER.

adamchanler: lady-tyrell: the funniest part of macbeth is when the soldiers all cut a branch off a...

Sun, 05 May 2013 15:30:02 +0100

adamchanler:

lady-tyrell:

the funniest part of macbeth is when the soldiers all cut a branch off a tree to hold in front of them while they march toward’s macbeth’s castle in hopes that he will somehow think they are all trees and not an army

the second best part is that it actually works

oh please, the funniest bit is when the big mighty warlord wants to insult a servant and can’t come up with anything better than “thou cream-faced loon”

isellsanctuary: OH MY FUCKING GOD This is without question the...

Sun, 05 May 2013 15:14:16 +0100

isellsanctuary:

OH MY FUCKING GOD

This is without question the most horrible thing I’ve ever seen.

I’ve given it some consideration, and I am totally on...

Sat, 04 May 2013 10:47:11 +0100

I’ve given it some consideration, and I am totally on board with Benedict Cumberbatch as Little Charles, as long as he is ginger.

you guys you guys i don’t think those men really are his sons

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 20:52:50 +0100

you guys you guys

i don’t think those men really are his sons

dtraveljournal: Take a ticket stub or plane ticket or whatever...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 09:25:28 +0100

dtraveljournal:

Take a ticket stub or plane ticket or whatever to kinkos, have them blow it up, print it on that fabric transfer stuff and make this pillow.

rose-papillon: Oh man, there’s someone on the westeros forums claiming that Jaime doesn’t love...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 09:24:52 +0100

rose-papillon:

Oh man, there’s someone on the westeros forums claiming that Jaime doesn’t love Brienne because ‘he sees her as a sister’.

Strong brilliant capable women with a prickly-to-hostile exterior and their moments of...

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 21:12:17 +0100

Strong brilliant capable women with a prickly-to-hostile exterior and their moments of vulnerability.

malaptica: rohwyn: malaptica: pragnacious: irollforinitiative...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 18:27:53 +0100

malaptica:

rohwyn:

malaptica:

pragnacious:

irollforinitiative:

favabean05:

truthandglory:

assbanditkirk:

whoa canada

someone needs to turn down that sass level

Two things to know about Canada!

We are smart enough to know hot things should be hot.

We are sorry if you don’t

A few things you need to know about this hot coffee case:

It wasn’t an issue of the coffee being because no fucking shit coffee is hot, but McDonald’s had over heated their water to 250 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s 121C. Not just hot, but really FUCKING hot. Your fancy Starbucks lattes are brewed to 150 degrees.

The 79 year old woman had this cup of 250F (121C) coffee between her legs when it spilled so 250F (121C) coffee spilled on her genitals

She got third degree burns…on her genitals. THIRD DEGREE.

She had to have skin grafts to repair the damage

When she sued McDonald’s, it wasn’t for millions of dollars, it was for $20,000 to cover hospital costs and court fees. 20-fucking-thousand.

McDonald’s settled and changed their heating policy, but not before making her sign a gag order keeping her from talking about this case

So she had to live on hearing little shits like you call her stupid and money-grubbing, and other horrendous stuff because she dared ask the company in the wrong to fix what they fucked up.

I know I’ve reblogged this before tonight but so help me god, I will keep reblogging this with the proper information so everyone can maybe learn not to be an asshole. Like I said before, next person to mock this woman can have 250F (121C) water poured on their dick or lady dick and see how you like it.

So sit the fuck down, Canada.

Slow clap it out for the hot piece of sass that is my rp partner.

The fucking coffee was so hot that it weakened the cup, and that was why the shit spilled all over btw.

I met a judge who was friends with one of the plaintiff’s counsel on that case, and yeah. There’s tons of stupid lawsuits out there. This was not one of them.

And it’s not even true that there are “tons of stupid lawsuits” out there. It’s a sign of a working legal system that everyone believes they can have their say in court. If the price is the occasional frivolous lawsuit, so be it.

^^^

I love you, Canada, but everyone ELSE in this post is right.

Photo by Marc Brenner.

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 18:08:17 +0100

Photo by Marc Brenner.

liquid-pixels: This is just so good…. Eeeeeeeee! Rat with a...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 21:26:49 +0100

liquid-pixels:

This is just so good….

Eeeeeeeee! Rat with a banjo! (Well, and guitar, accordion, and cello. :3)

Photo

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 12:15:18 +0100

Now that I have my banjo, I find that no matter where I am, what I’m doing, who I’m...

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 20:44:15 +0100

Now that I have my banjo, I find that no matter where I am, what I’m doing, who I’m with, or how much fun I’m having, there is quite a significant portion of me that simply can’t wait to get home to my banjo. Even though I’m not very good and spend all my time patiently repeating and perfecting the simplest rolls.

Is this… is this what being a parent is like?

This picture is pretty much what the inside of my head looks...

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 18:50:19 +0100

This picture is pretty much what the inside of my head looks like at any given time. Just pretend the bear is yodelling and singing show tunes.